That was beautiful
When I came of age, my parents knew it was time- I had showed promise in becoming a master of cleverness, of sassyness. So I was sent to a remote island in the pacific where I was trained by masters, men and women who could out-sass anyone and everyone. It took years, anon, but I climbed my way to the top. They called me ‘clever girl’ there, for I was a raptor of comebacks. And when I too became a master of sass, the masters asked me joined them, but I refused. No, I had a life to return to. A life on the mainland, and on the internet, because my clever remarks weren’t ones to be kept hidden away on an island. I wanted to share them with the world.
shitty cis scum
doctor fucking butt
doctor beyonce fucker
i think i’ll keep that one ;*
Magical fucking fucker
super baka puncher
slutty mcfucking whore this time
Doctor Fucking Minaj
Giant yaoi puncher. K.
Giant frick-face puncher. I’m okay with this.
magical frick-face whore
doctor fucking fucker
….am I 12 now or something?
cas: *ruthlessly smites hundreds of creatures in the time it takes for dean to inhale*
me: my fluffy fluffles
cas: *destroys an ancient regime and becomes the most infamous and polarizing figure known to angelkind, behind Lucifer*
me: my blubbie blub
cas: *lifts a car with his bulging brick house muscles*
me: sweet wubby baby bubbie
cas: *reestablishes and leads an underground political coup in order to restore his fallen species*
me: i bet he smells like cotton candy